Gaining

Just playing with this idea...if anyone has any comments or proposed refinements or different names for any of the stages, please let me know!

skinny -- flat or concave unless you've eaten a lot

normal -- it might stick out a bit but not enough to make a fuss over unless you're a high fashion model.

starter -- sticks out even when empty but you can still suck it in.

plump -- not a "brusher" yet but you can't suck it in anymore.

brusher -- brushes against your thighs when you sit down.

sitter -- sits in your lap when you sit down.

commander -- when it's on your lap, goes out past your knees.

I like em dr. But where do love handles fit into the system? Some people grow wide before they grow out!

Good question, but one thing at a time!

Awesome! I recommend ice cream!

Work on that!

Plump. But looking forward to becoming a brusher.

Probably a sitter here,

Working on Commander *though I think Conqueror would be a better word for that one hehe*

Added another category and changed a name...better?


skinny -- flat or concave unless you've eaten a lot

normal -- it might stick out a bit but not enough to make a fuss over unless you're a high fashion model.

starter -- sticks out even when empty but you can still suck it in.

sticker -- (because it sticks out) not a "brusher" yet but you can't suck it in anymore.

brusher -- brushes against your thighs when you sit down.

sitter -- sits in your lap when you sit down.

sinker -- to be comfortable you have to spread your legs when you sit down to make room for your sinker belly

commander -- when it's on your lap, and you don't spread your legs, it goes out past your knees.

Point taken. I don't like "plump" though--it's got a general meaning that isn't as precise. Also, I like the "er" ending. Helps make it part of the system.

For example, say in some other context you wrote "She had a plump belly"...no one would have any clue it was a stage of the Belly Classification System. (BCS?) Whereas if you said "She had a sticker belly" it would be a good tip-off.

And of course "plumper" is no good...still has that anachronistic porn-magazine connotation.

Ok, i'm going to be the creeper here for once, lol.

Pics?